Phil Taylor

Phil is a scary guy; there is no getting around this. With his stocky build and love of wearing sandals and shorts in any weather, Phil is both the hippie-wannabee and enforcer of the group. A mainstay in many productions that never got completed, Phil finally made his long awaited debut in Apple on the Beach, where he appeared for exactly 4 seconds. He produced a dazzling display in Detective Noir as the menacing, deranged villain, entirely unaware that we were even making a film!

Class: Beloved Crazy/Sane

Level: 1

Affinity: Thunder

Strength: 8

Constitution: 5

Wisdom: 1

Intelligence: 7

Charisma: 3

Fortitude: 7

Reflex: 1

Will: 6

Trivia:

  1. Phil often plays big, scary characters. He is also known for the worst attempted accents ever recorded.
  2. Phil is possibly a figment of our collective imagination
  3. On holiday, Phil looks the same as when not on holiday; like he's on holiday.
  4. Phil can carry much, but can he carry it well?
  5. Phil is very smart but still writes with a giant crayon
  6. On the saner side of the balance of sanity one minute... miles away and over the horizon on the other side the next. Was ever a man more of an enigma?