Mike Page

Mike is a seasonal worker for 8 Bucks, appearing only when the sun shines brightly upon the Earth, then disappearing with the first cold air of winter. Regailing us with tales of 'that place' outside of the lands in which the rest of us live, Mike is often seen with a 1000-mile stare, as he looks back to his distant, shrouded homeland. Making the camera his own (no seriously now; we want it back) in several productions, Mike is a solid guy to have around.

Class: Distant Walking Camera... Guy

Level: 1

Affinity: Air

Strength: 3

Constitution: 2

Wisdom: 4

Intelligence: 8

Charisma: 1

Fortitude: 4

Reflex: 5

Will: 6

Trivia:

  1. Mike likes someone called Charlton
  2. Seeks to avert the future by taking batteries out of all clocks. Vandilises those sun dial things.
  3. Mike is the King of all things tactical, including tactical abstract painting; he is the three time champion.
  4. Once a famed performance artist, had memory erased
  5. Mike makes a brief appearance in Bird Hide as... that guy that gets shot. His average life expectancy on film currently stands at roughly 35 seconds, but we expect this to decrease as he gets killed with greater regularity.
  6. Well known for his love of bread.
  7. Mike served as vassal to his Lord; the Puce Knight. Deemed 'too bread loving' to become a Knight himself, he went seeking vengeance, then forgot about it all.
  8. Climbs trees for their fruit, and the joy of climbology